someone put me back in the womb this isnt working out
(via icamefromsaturn)
Ellen scaring Taylor Swift
It’s my favorite thing to do.
Still not over the fact that Ellen reblogged this.
(via tongue-twister)
Lol
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Truth: the Crypt Keeper terrified the fuck out of me when I was younger. Reasonable, right?
(Source: edgaralanfrog, via ccaseycakes)
strider-sempai-noticed-you-and:
The most unappreciated candy, ever.
Love them
but does anyone actually buy them??? these candies are bomb but i dont remember ever actually buying them somehow they just show up
^^^^^ deadass tho lol.
i hate these OMFG WORST MEMORIES
(via hushyomouf)
”
One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.
Douglas Coupland (via wisdom-justiceandlove)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via fulloflightning)
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
(Source: magicul, via kissingyougoodbye101)
women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
(via teenage-beautyy)
Some healing would be awesome kthnx.
